nar "In an alternate universe, Genie, wanting to go back to Agrabah, never took any risks to keep his cover as the Headmaster of Hogwarts..."
nar "And stopped being a pervert."
call room("main_room")
call gen_chibi("paperwork")
with fade
call music_block
nar "Sitting at his desk, doing some paperwork peacefully, Genie suddenly heard some voices, talking loudly while getting closer and closer to the office door..."
her "You think this is something-{w=0.25} You think this is bad?{w=0.25} This, this chicanery?!" ("angry", "wide", "angry", "L_soft", flip=True)
call her_walk(xpos="599", ypos="410", speed=1.5)
her "He's done worse!" ("shock", "base", "angry", "mid", flip=False)
her "He asked me about my day!" ("mad", "base", "angry", "L")
ton "Wha--" ("normal", "shocked", "raised", "L", hair="neutral")
her "Are you telling me that you just happened to \"scratch your leg\" every time I spoke about those perverted Slytherin sluts?" ("disgust", "squint", "angry", "mid")
gen "I really was--" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
her "NO!{w=0.25} {b}YOU{/b} were {b}MASTURBATING{/b}! {b}YOU{/b}, THE {b}HEADMASTER!{/b}" ("scream", "base", "angry", "L")
gen "Miss Granger, please listen to us... You--" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
her "{b}YOU {size=+3}MADE ME{/size}{w=0.25} DO {size=+5}SILLY FACES!{/size}{/b}" ("scream", "closed", "angry", "mid")
her "And I trusted you!" ("mad", "base", "annoyed", "up")
her "I shouldn't have been blinded by the house points...{w=0.5} What was I thinking?! Giving him a chance to satisfy his male desires..." ("mad", "squint", "worried", "R_soft")
her "He's a pervert." ("angry", "base", "worried", "L_soft")
her "He's a pervert!{w=0.25} Ever since I talked to him about my grades, he just couldn't keep his hands out of his robe!" ("clench", "base", "annoyed", "mid")
ton "..." ("annoyed", "base", "annoyed", "stare", hair="annoyed")
ton "I guess this proves that the greatest prudes are the ones with the biggest stick up their asses." ("soft", "base", "base", "L", hair="neutral")
gen "Tonks, what the fuck are you talking about?" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ton "I'm saying this girl should really learn how to loosen up." ("annoyed", "base", "annoyed", "L", hair="neutral")
gen "Why?" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ton "I mean, so what if you stole her panties?" ("annoyed", "base", "annoyed", "L", hair="neutral")
gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ton "Wait, you didn't steal her panties?" ("annoyed", "base", "raised", "L", hair="neutral")
gen "No?! Why would I do that?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ton "Really? You didn't do anything perverted for a whole month?" ("open", "shocked", "shocked", "mid", hair="neutral")
gen "No! I've just been reading, and sometimes summoning her to my office to talk and tutor her in exchange for house points!" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ton "What about the silly faces?" ("annoyed", "base", "raised", "L", hair="neutral")
gen "I panicked! She was begging for house points and I didn't want to blow my cover!" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ton "My god, you really are an innocent idiot." ("open", "wide", "shocked", "stare", hair="neutral")
gen "Hey!" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ton "You know I could erase people memories if you get caught? Right?" ("open", "base", "base", "mid", hair="neutral")
gen "...Wait,{w=0.5} you can do that?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ton "Well, not too often or it might affect their brain, but--" ("open", "base", "raised", "mid", hair="neutral")
with hpunch
$ renpy.sound.play("sounds/card_punch1.ogg")
gen "{b}{size=+6}I'VE BEEN BLUEBALLING MYSELF THIS WHOLE TIME, FOR NOTHING?!{/size}{/b}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ton "Well..." ("soft", "base", "base", "R", hair="neutral")
gen "{b}{size=+4}MISS GRANGER, COME BACK. I'LL PAY YOU ONE THOUSAND POINTS IF YOU LET ME MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF YOU!{/size}{/b}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
