gen "Today we're playing scenes from a hat." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
with hpunch
$ renpy.play("sounds/MaleGasp.ogg")
hat "What!? Stay the fuck away from me!"
gen "But the notes are already inside you...{w=0.5} I put them in there last night." ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
hat "You put notes inside me without my consent?"
$ renpy.play("sounds/burp.ogg")
hat "*Burp*"
hat "Pardon me."
gen "Looks like we have our first prompt." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "\"Things you might say in potions class, but also in your bedroom\"." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
her "This cauldron hasn't been used for years. It's all mouldy and full of muck!" ("grin", "base", "worried", "mid", cheeks="blush", xpos="right", ypos="base")
$ renpy.play("sounds/applause01.ogg")
hat "Boo! There's no cauldrons in the bedroom!"
gen "Quiet now, it was a good euphemism. Ten points to Gryffindor." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
hide hermione_main
with d3
ast "Snape! Get your gross hands off my shoulders, you creep!" ("clench", "narrow", "angry", "mid", xpos="right", ypos="base")
$ renpy.sound.play("sounds/cough_male.ogg")
mal "..."
gen "I'm not sure you got the idea of the game there..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
hide astoria_main
with d3
lun "Oops... I was supposed to squeeze the mucus out with my hands and not crush it." ("mad", "base", "raised", "L", xpos="right", ypos="base")
$ renpy.play("sounds/applause01.ogg")
gen "Sounds painful... Fifteen points to Ravenclaw." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
hide luna_main
with d3
her "(How's that worth more than mine?)" ("annoyed", "base", "worried", "mid")
hide hermione_main
with d3
gen "Any more?{w=0.5} On to the next prompt then... Hat?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
hat "Sorry, what did you *cough* call me? That's {i}Sorting Hat{/i} to you..."
$ renpy.play("sounds/burp.ogg")
hat "*Burp*"
hat "That one was spicy..."
gen "Ah, this one..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "\"Things you might do in Quidditch, but also with your lover\"..." ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ast "I'm going first this time! I have a good one!" ("smile", "base", "base", "mid")
gen "Go on..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ast "Madam Hooch! Get your gross hands off my quidditch robes, you creep!" ("clench", "narrow", "angry", "mid")
gen "Again, I don't think you understand the game..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ast "Give me the points!" ("scream", "narrow", "angry", "mid", trans=hpunch)
gen "Disqualified!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ast "Wait, you can't do that!" ("clench", "base", "base", "mid")
gen "It's my game, I make the rules." ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ast "(We'll see about that...)" ("annoyed", "narrow", "angry", "R")
hide astoria_main
with d3
her "My turn."
her "I love the feeling of a hard wooden object between my legs.{w=0.5} I tend to tense up during the climax." ("grin", cheeks="blush")
$ renpy.play("sounds/applause01.ogg")
gen "A bit direct, but I like it.{w=0.5} Fifteen points to Gryffindor." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
hide hermione_main
with d3
lun "It's quite exciting but also a bit hard. You need to make sure not to end up with one of the balls in your throat." ("angry", "closed", "low", "mid")
gen "(I don't mind having you end up with one of mine in your throat one day, if you know what I mean...)" ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
$ renpy.play("sounds/applause01.ogg")
gen "Twenty points to Ravenclaw." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
hide luna_main
with d3
her "(Seems like pleasing the judge is the way to go. Only one round left...)" ("annoyed", "base", "worried", "mid")
hide hermione_main
with d3
gen "Last round ladies. You better make it a good one. It's still all to play for." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "The last note, if you please!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
hat "..."
gen "If you please..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
hat "I'm all out, looks like you only wrote two after all."
gen "That can't be right..." ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ast "Let me check professor!" ("smile", "base", "base", "mid")
$ renpy.play("sounds/cloth_sound.ogg")
ast "*Hmm*...{w} It has to be here somewhere..." ("annoyed", "base", "base", "down")
ast "There it is! It was stuck under one of the folds!" ("smile", "base", "base", "mid")
hide astoria_main
with d3
$ renpy.sound.play("sounds/MaleGasp.ogg")
hat "Are you calling me fat, young lady?!"
ast "I'll read it for you, shall I?" ("smile", "closed", "base", "mid")
gen "Go ahead..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ast "\"Things that you would not share with your classmates, but would share with... \"what do you call him again? ah yes, \"[lun_genie_name]\"." ("open", "base", "base", "down")
hide astoria_main
with d3
gen "(I don't remember writing that one...)" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
lun "I see invisible creatures... but people don't believe--" ("upset", "closed", "worried", "downR")
hide luna_main
hide screen bld1
with d3
pause.1
stop music
call her_chibi("lift_top", 450, 426)
with d5
pause.8
$ hermione.strip("bra", "top")
$ renpy.sound.play("sounds/crowd_gasp.ogg")
her "..." ("grin", "squint", "worried", "mid", cheeks="blush")
gen "Five hundred points to Gryffindor!" ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
hide hermione_main
with d3
lun "That's cheating, I didn't even get to finish!" ("disgust", "wide", "annoyed", "mid")
hide luna_main
gen "Well, that's all for this episode of \"whose points is it anyway\"?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
her "I win, all the points for me!" ("crooked_smile", "closed", "base", "mid")
hide hermione_main
with d3
play music "music/Under-the-Radar by PhobyAk.ogg" fadein 1 fadeout 1
lun "Don't end now! This game is rigged!" ("scream", "narrow", "annoyed", "L")
hide luna_main
with d3
gen "And remember, the points don't matter!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
her "Wait, they don't?! I thought they were house points!" ("annoyed", "base", "worried", "mid")
