label snape_nicknames_genie: menu: "-Mister G-": sna "Genie I presume?" ("snape_05") gen "Nah.... {i}G{/i} as in gangsta..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "{i}Wuddup it's mister G coming at you from the big Hog.{/i}" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "Yeah, no... I'm not doing that." ("snape_04") "-Big D-": sna "I don't think that the real Albus Dumbledore would call himself that..." ("snape_03") gen "I suppose I am much greater than he is." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "Greater than the real Albus Dumbledore?!" ("snape_25") sna "*Hmph*... You might be a Genie, but that is taking things too far..." ("snape_03") "-Master-": sna "I am not some common house elf..." ("snape_03") gen "What kind of elf are you then?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "A Dark elf?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "..." ("snape_04") gen "I knew it..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "-Daddy-": sna "What did you just say?" ("snape_03") gen "(Why did I just say that?)" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") menu: "-Say it again-": gen "*Err*... Daddy?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "Get the hell out of my office!" ("snape_33") gen "Okay!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") call gen_chibi("stand", xpos="400", ypos="460") with d3 pause .3 #Genie leaves the office call gen_walk(action="leave", speed=1.5) pause 1 play sound "sounds/door.ogg" call gen_chibi("stand", "door", "base", flip=False) with d3 pause 0.8 gen "I thought this was my office." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "Sit the hell down in your chair and never say anything like that again!" ("snape_17") gen "Yes sir!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") call gen_walk(action="stand", xpos="400", ypos="460", speed=1.5) call gen_chibi("sit_behind_desk") with d3 "-Don't-": gen "Nothing. You have heard nothing." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "Just as I thought." ("snape_04") "-Sexy-": sna "Why on earth would I do that?" ("snape_05") gen "Because it's true." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "You look like an old man." ("snape_03") gen "Hey, I'm only a sixtyfive thousand years old, thank you very much..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "I'm talking about--{w=0.4} You know what, nevermind..." ("snape_03") "-Lord Voldemort-": sna "..." ("snape_11") gen "No?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "Where did you--" ("snape_36") nar "Snape scratches his ass nervously." sna "How do you know that name?!" ("snape_36") gen "Alright fine... nevermind..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "-Custom Input-": gen "...{w=0.4} Why can't I type anything in?!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "What?" ("snape_05") gen "*Hmph*...{w=0.4} Must be a bug." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "-Never mind-": pass return label snape_nicknames: menu: "-Rus-": sna "What?" ("snape_03") gen "Rus, like short for Severus." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "Doesn't \"Sev\" make more sense?" ("snape_05") #Lilly used to call him this gen "Oh yeah!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "So, can I call you--" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "No." ("snape_04") "-Tall broody guy-": sna "What?" ("snape_01") gen "You like it?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "Sure." ("snape_03") gen "Really?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "No..." ("snape_04") "-Snake-": sna "..." ("snape_39") gen "A bit too on the nose perhaps..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "-Dungeon Dweller-": sna "You think you're some sort of jokester?" ("snape_43") gen "You can call me erection inhabitant if you like." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "..." ("snape_03") "-Anal Frickman-": sna "Is that supposed to be funny?" ("snape_03") gen "I'm sure it would be if anyone got any of my references in this universe." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "-Snivellus-": sna "How about \"go fuck yourself\"." ("snape_04") gen "That's a weird nickname, but sure." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "..." ("snape_06") "-Master-": sna "Sure!" ("snape_37") sna "Finally I'm getting some recognition around this place..." ("snape_23") gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "...{w=0.6}{nw}" ("snape_02") sna "...{fast} Oh, you were just doing one of your \"Hilarious\" jokes..." ("snape_01") "-Pantysniffer-" if states.map.snape_office.intro_e3: sna "I don't sniff panties!" ("snape_18") gen "Then what do you do with them?!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "I--{w=0.2} I just collect them..." ("snape_12") gen "Likely story..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "-Custom Input-": gen "...{w=0.4} Why can't I type anything in?!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "What?" ("snape_05") gen "*Hmph*...{w=0.4} Must be a bug." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "-Never mind-": pass return