label eating_for_pleasure_rewards: call unlock_clothing(text=">New clothing items for Hermione have been unlocked!", item=her_outfit_pizza) return label eating_for_pleasure: # Setup $ hermione.equip(her_outfit_default) $ game.daytime = False $ game.weather = "clear" stop weather call room("main_room") call play_music("stop") show screen blkfade with d5 centered "{size=+7}{color=#cbcbcb}Eating for Pleasure{/color}{/size}" narrator "This story is best played when drunk...{w=0.4} or not at all...{w=0.4} it's the worst...{w=0.4} enjoy!" hide screen blkfade $ renpy.music.play("music/fluffing-a-duck-by-kevin-macleod.ogg") gen "*Gah*... this place is so dull..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "Not a single gambling den or a whore house..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "And even if I don't need to eat I'd do anything for a pizza right about now..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") hat "Just call a pizza place then..." $ renpy.play("sounds/MaleGasp.ogg") gen "Did that hat just speak?!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") with vpunch hat "Of course I speak!" hat "Not only that... I know who you are..." gen "You do?" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "Then why haven't you said anything until now!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "I've been sitting here alone for months!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") hat "A wise man told me not to speak unless you have something to say." gen "Wait..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "The real Dumbledore told you to shut the fuck up?" ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") hat "..." gen "Anyway, what did you mean by \"call\"?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "I haven't seen a single phone in this place!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") hat "Just use the floo-network." gen "The floo... is that like a sewer network or something?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "You guys got magic turtle pizza deliverers?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") hat "No, I'm talking about the fireplace." hat "Wizards use it as a form of communication and travel." gen "Wait, so like a portal?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "I've been able to just travel to any ole fireplace this whole time?!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") hat "Hogwarts fireplaces are limited to voice communication or we'd have all sorts of dark wizards roaming this place..." gen "(Sounds like discrimination to me...)" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "How does it work then?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") hat "There should be some powder in one of the drawers, take it and throw some in the fire and say out loud who you want to call." gen "Gimme a sec." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") pause 0.5 call gen_chibi("jerk_off_behind_desk") with d5 $ renpy.sound.play("sounds/drawer_open.ogg") pause 0.75 call gen_chibi("sit_behind_desk") with d5 gen "Oh, that powder!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "I was wondering what it was for..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "Okay, let's do this!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") show screen blkfade with d5 $ renpy.play('sounds/08_hop_on_desk.ogg') pause 1.4 call gen_chibi("stand", "desk", "base", flip=True) hide screen blkfade with d5 pause 0.3 call gen_walk(560, "base") pause 2.0 gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") call gen_chibi("stand", flip=False) with d3 gen "So I just throw it in and say who I'm calling?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") hat "Yes... make sure you get right up next to it..." gen "Okay then..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") call gen_chibi("stand_alt", flip=True) with d3 pause 1.0 call gen_chibi("grab_low") pause 0.5 $ renpy.sound.play("sounds/fire_woosh.ogg") $ fire_in_fireplace = True show screen gfx_effect(690, 320, img="smoke", zoom=0.5) pause 0.1 $ fireplace_OBJ.foreground = "fireplace_greenfire" with d5 pause 1.0 $ renpy.sound.play("sounds/cough_male.ogg") gen "*Cough* *Cough*" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") hat "Say the name!" $ renpy.play('sounds/sniff.ogg') gen "*Ah* Piz-- *Ah-a*" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") $ renpy.play('sounds/sniff.ogg') pause 0.5 $ renpy.play('sounds/sniff.ogg') pause 0.5 call gen_chibi("sneeze") with d2 $ renpy.play('sounds/glass_break.ogg') pause 0.4 call gen_chibi("stand_alt") with d2 "Pizza Hu--*shoo*lut!!!{fast}" with hpunch pause 1.0 hat "Did you say Pizza--?" $ renpy.sound.play("sounds/microphone_feedback.ogg") "*static*... Welcome to Pizza slut, may I take your order?" hat "Well I'll be damned..." gen "{size=+8}Yes! Hello, is this thing on?{/size}" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "Sir, I can hear you... No need to shout." $ flag = None menu: "What will be your order, sir?" "-Meat Eater-": $ flag = 0 gen "{size=+16}I'll have the pepperoni!{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") with vpunch "*Sigh* One pepperoni... anything else?" $ her_outfit_pizza.group[2].set_color([[180, 50, 10, 255]]) $ her_outfit_pizza.group[3].set_color([[180, 50, 10, 255]]) "-Vegan Delight-": $ flag = 1 gen "{size=+16}I'll have the vegetariana!{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") with vpunch "*Sigh* One vegetariana... anything else?" $ her_outfit_pizza.group[2].set_color([[73, 226, 53, 255]]) $ her_outfit_pizza.group[3].set_color([[73, 226, 53, 255]]) $ hermione.equip(her_outfit_pizza) gen "{size=+8}Hold on...{/size}" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") call gen_chibi("stand", flip=False) with d3 gen "Did you want anything?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") hat "...{w=0.4}I'm a hat." gen "Oh... right." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") call gen_chibi("stand_alt", flip=True) with d3 gen "{size=+16}That's all, thanks!{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") with hpunch "And your address?" gen "{size=+8}Headmaster's office, Hogwash!{/size}" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "Hogwarts sir?" if flag == 0: gen "{size=+8}No, just pepperoni thanks!{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") with vpunch else: gen "{size=+8}No meat please, just olives!{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") with vpunch "..." "Okay then..." gen "{size=+8}Ten minutes or pizza's free?{/size}" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "Of course, sir... we've never been late using the floo..." "hold on a second..." "It seems like your floo-network fireplace has blocked incoming travel." gen "{size=+8}What a shame... I guess you'll have to make your way here the old fashioned way.{/size}" ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "{size=+8}Headmaster's office is on the seventh floor, enjoy the moving staircases!{/size}" ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "But sir..." $ renpy.sound.play("sounds/microphone_feedback.ogg") gen "{size=+16}Clock's ticking...{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") with hpunch "Okay then, your delivery will be as soon as... humanly possible..." pause 1.0 call gen_chibi("stand", flip=False) with d3 pause 0.5 gen "Hat, how do I hang up?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") hat "Just extinguish the fire." call gen_chibi("stand", flip=True) with d3 gen "(A phone would have been so much easier...)" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") $ renpy.sound.play("sounds/spit.ogg") gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") hat "No just use the..." gen "Don't worry, I got this..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") call gen_chibi("stand_alt") with d3 pause 0.3 show screen blkfade with d5 gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") $ renpy.sound.play("sounds/zipper.ogg") hat "Wait... what are you..." $ renpy.sound.play("sounds/fuse.ogg") gen "Ah...{w=0.4} Must've been at least a hundred years..." ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") pause 1.0 hide screen blkfade pause 1.0 $ renpy.sound.play("sounds/fire_woosh.ogg") $ fireplace_OBJ.foreground = None with d5 $ fire_in_fireplace = False pause 1.0 show screen blkfade with d5 centered "{size=+7}{color=#cbcbcb}Some time later...{/color}{/size}" call gen_chibi("sit_behind_desk") hide screen blkfade with d5 gen "They sure are taking their goddamn time!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "Maybe I could jerk off a little..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") call gen_chibi("jerk_off_behind_desk") with d5 pause 1.2 hat "Eww!" call gen_chibi("sit_behind_desk") with d5 $ renpy.play('sounds/MaleGasp.ogg') gen "Ah fuck!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "You're still here..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "How am I supposed to jerk off in peace... It will never be the same with a pervert hat ogling me!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") hat "{size=-4}..... It never seemed to bother you before......{/size}" gen "Because I wasn't aware of your existence!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") pause 1.0 call play_sound("knocking") "*Knock-knock-knock*" pause 1.0 gen "{size=+4}Who's there?{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "{size=+5}Pizza!{/size}" gen "{size=+4}Pizza who?{/size}" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "{cps=8}..........{/cps}" "{size=+5}Pizza slut,{w=0.5} sir........{/size}" gen "*he-he-heh*" ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "Finally..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "{size=+4}Come in!{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") pause 0.5 call her_walk(action="enter", xpos="desk", ypos="base") her "Your order, sir!" ("smile", "happyCl", "base", "mid", xpos="right", ypos="base", trans=d3) gen "What...{w=0.3} the hell...{w=0.3} is this!" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") her "What do you mean... Did we get the wrong toppings?" ("annoyed", "base", "worried", "mid") gen "Toppings?!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "There's only two slices! And they're on your body!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") her "A-Actually,{w=0.5} sir,{w=0.5} there are three slices..." ("open", "base", "base", "R", cheeks="blush") gen "Don't lie to me, I can clearly see just tw--" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") pause 0.5 $ hermione.strip("bottom") $ renpy.sound.play("sounds/cloth_sound3.ogg") her "" ("grin", "base", "base", "mid", cheeks="blush") pause 1.0 gen "{cps=3}..............{/cps}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "You expect me to eat this?" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") her "Sir, you ordered from pizza slut. A slut and a pizza!" ("annoyed", "base", "worried", "mid") her "Our slogan is \"Enjoy a nice pizza ass with every slice\"!" ("open", "closed", "base", "mid") her "" ("base", "wink", "base", "mid") gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "But there's only three..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen ".........." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "Give me the pizza..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") her "Of course!" $ hermione.strip("all") pause 1.0 her "Now, what else would you like to--" ("smile", "wink", "base", "mid") gen "Get out..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") her "Sir, the payme--" ("open", "base", "worried", "mid") gen "I said, get out!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") her "Okay..." ("disgust", "base", "worried", "down") call her_walk(action="leave") gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "These wizard customs... ruining something as holy as pizza..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "Mmm... Come to genie you beautiful temptress..." ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") show screen blkfade with d5 "{cps=5}.........{/cps}{nw}" pause 1.0 $ renpy.play('sounds/gltch.ogg') "Genie" "Yes.... *Mhmmmmmmm*... Just like that." hat "By Merlins beard, that's disgusting!" "Genie" "Shut up hat! Don't judge me!" centered "{size=+7}{color=#cbcbcb}{cps=1}...{/cps}End?{/color}{/size}" $ renpy.end_replay() ### Fireplace ### image fireplace_greenfire: #Fireplace fire. matrixcolor HueMatrix(100) "fireplace_fire"