label snape_picture: if game.daytime: if not states.map.snape_office.picture_examined: $ states.map.snape_office.picture_examined = True $ snape_office_picture_OBJ.set_image("snape_office_picture") call gen_chibi("stand_alt", xpos="painting", ypos="painting") with d5 gen "Is that a self-portrait?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") sna "Fuck yeah it is!" #Genie turns around towards the door call gen_chibi(flip=False) play sound "sounds/malegasp.ogg" volume 0.40 gen "Severus! I can explain..." ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "Wait..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "Are you invisible?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "Severus Snape" "Of course not! I'm here you blithering buffoon!" gen "Where?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "Severus Snape" "On the wall! Where else would I be, you dimwit?" gen "On the--" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") #Genie turns around to the Painting call gen_chibi(flip=True) with d3 pause .2 call gen_chibi("stand_alt") with d3 gen "Oh, of course..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "You're another one of those weirdo paintings..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "Who are you calling weird... You old goat!" gen "And seemingly an asshole as well." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "Hey, I am but an artist's interpretation. That's not my fault!" gen "Right..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "Could you tell me if there's anything useful in this office?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "Fuck no!" gen "Didn't think so..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") call gen_chibi("stand", xpos="door", ypos="base", flip=True) with d5 jump quests elif not states.map.snape_office.intro_e2: gen "(I don't have anything more to say to this asshole.)" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") else: random: block: gen "So... What does Snape do on his free time?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "Crossword puzzles." gen "Really?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "Of course not, what are you some kind of idiot?" block: gen "How many girls has Snape brought in here?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "More than I could count!" gen "Can paintings count?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "Wouldn't you like to know!" block: gen "I thought Snape would be more organized than this..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "Those panties are perfectly organized and labelled I'll have you know!" gen "I was talking about the shelves..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") block: gen "The \"S\" on the chair stands for \"Slytherin\", right?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "No..." gen "Don't tell me it--" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "It stands for, \"Stop asking stupid questions\"." gen "I don't think that's how it works..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "Pretty sure it does." block: gen "So, what is a \"basi-lick\" anyway?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "It's this creature that slathers your--" gen "Stop!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") gen "Forget I asked!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") block: gen "How come Snape has his office in the Dungeon?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "He's a vampire!" gen "I knew it!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "..." gen "Oh, you're just messing with me..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") block: gen "Where does Snape store his ingredients?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "There's a compartment behind me..." gen "Really?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "Just touch my hairy nut-sack and it will open for you." gen "... {w=0.4} I think I'll get my own ingredients for now..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") block: gen "So, what's it like being a painting anyway?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "You're asking what it's like to be stuck in the same small space that the artist decided to draw for you?" "The Painting" "For years?" gen "{size=-3}Try centuries why don't you...{/size}" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") "The Painting" "What was that?" gen "Never mind..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") else: gen "(I don't think Snape would appreciate me shit-talking to his portrait...)" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") jump snape_office_menu