WTS/game/scripts/characters/cho/chitchats.rpy

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label cho_chitchat:
if cho_chatted:
return
$ cho_chatted = True
if cho_tier == 1: #Pre Hufflepuff
$ random_number = renpy.random.randint(1, 11)
if random_number == 1:
cho "Of course I nailed my first flying lesson, I was practically born with a broom between my legs." ("smile", "closed", "base", "mid")
cho "" ("smile", "base", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 2:
cho "I've been an avid fan of Quidditch ever since the age of six." ("smile", "base", "base", "mid")
cho "The Tutshill Tornadoes is my favourite team, and I hope I'll get to where they are one day..." ("base", "base", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 3:
cho "I couldn't believe it when they appointed me as a seeker for the Ravenclaw try outs." ("smile", "narrow", "base", "down")
cho "It's the most important role in Quidditch! Without a good seeker the game literally wont end." ("grin", "narrow", "base", "mid")
cho "" ("base", "base", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 4:
cho "I hope I'll be as good a seeker as Roderick Plumpton one day..." ("open", "narrow", "base", "down")
cho "Managing to catch the snitch in only three and a half seconds is a legendary feat." ("smile", "base", "base", "mid")
cho "Although I doubt the audience was too happy about paying the full ticket price for that game." ("smile", "narrow", "base", "R")
elif random_number == 5:
cho "Most students complain about all the walking they have to do to get to their classes." ("open", "base", "base", "mid")
cho "Lazy is what they are... I've already been up for hours before they even manage roll out of bed." ("open", "closed", "base", "mid")
cho "" ("base", "base", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 6:
cho "I wish I would've been born when the Tutshill Tornadoes won the British and Irish league five times in a row." ("soft", "narrow", "base", "down")
cho "Hold on, you were alive when--" ("angry", "base", "base", "down")
cho "[cho_genie_name], please tell me all you know about it!" ("smile", "wide", "base", "mid")
cho "" ("base", "base", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 7:
cho "[cho_genie_name], could you please have a talk with Professor McGonagall." ("annoyed", "base", "base", "mid")
cho "She took ten points off Ravenclaw when I arrived late to her class after practice the other day." ("disgust", "base", "base", "R")
cho "But she's never taken any points off Gryffindor even though some of their team members have arrived late multiple times." ("annoyed", "narrow", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 8:
cho "Why don't we learn much about history of Quidditch in this school?" ("angry", "closed", "base", "mid")
cho "Although I suppose it wouldn't be history of magic if we focused on something that students actually care about." ("soft", "narrow", "base", "R")
elif random_number == 9:
cho "I don't want to ask for too much, but..." ("soft", "base", "base", "downR")
cho "Would you consider installing a landing pad on the Ravenclaw Tower?" ("soft", "wink", "base", "mid")
cho "And how about making owning a broom mandatory to attend Hogwarts?" ("smile", "base", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 10:
cho "As a seeker, it is very important that I keep in shape." ("open", "closed", "base", "mid")
cho "Even though I spend most of the game searching for the snitch, the required effort to catch that thing is way higher than anything the other players has to endure." ("open", "closed", "base", "mid")
cho "" ("base", "base", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 11:
cho "It's a shame Brooms are so easy to spot... Even flying close to smaller muggle villages is a risk." ("open", "base", "base", "R")
pass
elif cho_tier == 2: #Pre Slytherin
$ random_number = renpy.random.randint(1, 10)
if random_number == 1:
cho "I've got a bunch of admirers now since my win against Hufflepuff." ("smile", "base", "base", "mid")
cho "But I can't let that distract me from my training." ("base", "base", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 2:
cho "I've had a pair of panties go missing after a recent practice game..." ("open", "narrow", "base", "R")
cho "Not my lucky pair though fortunately... I only wear those during the official matches." ("soft", "base", "base", "R")
elif random_number == 3:
cho "I sent an owl telling my parents about our win against Hufflepuff, they couldn't believe it!" ("smile", "happyCl", "base", "mid")
cho "Although perhaps they would if they knew what I did to beat Cedric..." ("smile", "narrow", "base", "R")
cho "From what I've heard from my mother, his obsession with panties runs in the family." ("base", "narrow", "base", "R")
elif random_number == 4:
cho "There's nothing quite like the feeling of the rush of air running through your hair when up on that broom." ("smile", "closed", "base", "mid")
cho "It's very freeing." ("base", "narrow", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 5:
cho "I thought wearing a skirt on a broom would've been terrible, but it wasn't as bad as I had imagined..." ("soft", "narrow", "base", "R")
elif random_number == 6:
cho "I was quite surprised when you showed so much interest about getting involved with quidditch..." ("soft", "base", "base", "mid")
cho "I don't think even our team captain shows as much enthusiasm." ("smile", "narrow", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 7:
cho "I can't believe your tactical methods were enough to have such an effect on Cedric." ("open", "narrow", "base", "down")
cho "Boys will be boys I suppose..." ("base", "narrow", "base", "down")
elif random_number == 8:
cho "I can't believe I thought the Quidditch robes would be enough for the crowd not to notice me wearing a skirt during the last game." ("angry", "narrow", "base", "down")
cho "I wonder how many people saw it before Granger pointed it out..." ("soft", "narrow", "base", "down", cheeks="blush")
elif random_number == 9:
cho "People skirting the rules in Quidditch is more common than most people think." ("open", "closed", "base", "mid")
cho "Illegal broom tampering... Jinxing off the other teams robes..." ("open", "narrow", "base", "downR")
cho "I'm surprised that you found there's nothing rule breaking about adjustments to your own clothing." ("smile", "narrow", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 10:
cho "I can't help but think about what would've happened if it had rained during the game against Hufflepuff." ("angry", "narrow", "base", "R")
cho "It would probably have weighted down my robes too much to be able to distract Cedric." ("mad", "narrow", "base", "downR")
pass
elif cho_tier == 3: #Pre Gryffindor
$ random_number = renpy.random.randint(1, 10)
if random_number == 1:
cho "I've been getting some odd looks from other students lately." ("soft", "narrow", "base", "R")
cho "*Hmph*... Jealousy, no doubt." ("open", "closed", "base", "mid", cheeks="blush")
elif random_number == 2:
cho "[cho_genie_name], can you do anything about those Slytherins?" ("angry", "closed", "base", "mid")
cho "Ever since my match against them they don't seem to be able to take their eyes off my ass!" ("disgust", "narrow", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 3:
cho "I've been asked a lot about my exercise routines lately." ("soft", "narrow", "base", "R")
cho "Stretching in particular..." ("open", "narrow", "base", "R")
cho "No doubt trying to fish for a demonstration." ("base", "narrow", "base", "downR")
elif random_number == 4:
cho "I've heard a lot more Ravenclaw quidditch chants in school lately. I'm so happy people are getting behind the team!" ("smile", "narrow", "base", "mid")
cho "Though, a lot of the chants do seem to involve my ass..." ("soft", "narrow", "base", "R")
elif random_number == 5:
cho "If it helps the team win, I don't mind debasing myself." ("open", "closed", "base", "mid", cheeks="blush")
cho "All the greatest sportspeople in history made sacrifices!" ("open", "closed", "base", "mid", cheeks="blush")
cho "Y-- yeah, that's what I'll tell them..." ("soft", "narrow", "base", "downR", cheeks="blush")
elif random_number == 6:
cho "You know, I have this weird feeling that this Quidditch season is revolving all around me. Like I'm some sort of protagonist in a book." ("disgust", "narrow", "base", "L")
elif random_number == 7:
cho "Quite a few teachers started giving me weird looks." ("soft", "base", "base", "R")
cho "Although professor Snape still gives me the same look of contempt as usual..." ("soft", "narrow", "base", "R")
elif random_number == 8:
cho "I'm glad our dormitory isn't in the basement like Hufflepuff and Slytherin." ("base", "closed", "base", "mid")
cho "Means I can take my broom for a midnight flight whenever I like." ("smile", "wink", "base", "mid")
cho "*Err*... I mean... I could do that if it's okay with you..." ("disgust", "narrow", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 9:
cho "You know, I think I look quite good wearing tight trousers." ("smile", "base", "base", "mid")
cho "No wonder those muscle obsessed Slytherins like it so much." ("smile", "narrow", "base", "R")
elif random_number == 10:
cho "I always appreciate when you call me up to your office..." ("base", "narrow", "base", "mid")
cho "Although could you do it when we've got potions class next time?" ("smile", "wink", "base", "mid")
cho "" ("base", "base", "base", "mid")
pass
elif cho_tier == 4: #After Quidditch Finals
$ random_number = renpy.random.randint(1, 11)
if random_number == 1:
cho "I wake up earlier than my fellow teammates so that I can be naked when I do my stretching at the pitch." ("smile", "narrow", "base", "R")
cho "Of course Madam Hooch is there setting things up for the day but she doesn't mind." ("base", "narrow", "base", "R")
elif random_number == 2:
cho "I wonder how many others have adopted Hooch's flying techniques after that last match." ("soft", "narrow", "base", "R", cheeks="blush")
cho "Hopefully they won't ban it... It is quite literally a game changer..." ("grin", "narrow", "base", "mid", cheeks="blush")
elif random_number == 3:
cho "Madam Hooch let me keep her broom which I'm very thankful for." ("smile", "base", "base", "mid")
cho "Although perhaps it's time I do some personal adjustments..." ("base", "narrow", "base", "R", cheeks="blush")
elif random_number == 4:
cho "People are still talking about the Ravenclaw versus Gryffindor game." ("smile", "wink", "base", "mid")
cho "Not so much the game itself, though..." ("smile", "narrow", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 5:
cho "Don't tell anyone... But I've always thought that one of the best parts of flying is the vibrations that come from the broom." ("smile", "narrow", "base", "R")
elif random_number == 6:
cho "Does your bird always have such a blank look on its face?" ("soft", "narrow", "base", "L")
cho "I suppose when you're constantly reborn you must've seen anything and everything there ever is to see." ("soft", "narrow", "base", "L")
elif random_number == 7:
cho "Robes sure are useful don't you think?" ("smile", "narrow", "base", "mid")
cho "As long as I keep them closed I could be wearing nothing underneath and nobody would ever know..." ("smile", "narrow", "base", "R", cheeks="blush")
elif random_number == 8:
cho "The Slytherin students have been a lot nicer to me lately." ("soft", "base", "base", "mid")
cho "I suppose since they didn't make the finals, they were at least happy seeing Gryffindor lose." ("smile", "narrow", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 9:
cho "The one who was the most mad about Gryffindor loosing the Quidditch cup was probably Hermione." ("smile", "narrow", "base", "R")
cho "The girls on the Gryffindor Quidditch team were more interested in borrowing my broom than holding any sort of grudge." ("base", "narrow", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 10:
cho "So... How about we make this office a clothes free zone?" ("base", "narrow", "base", "mid")
cho "Like enchant the door so you can't enter if you got clothes on, or something." ("smile", "base", "base", "R")
cho "I'm sure some bitter old witch or wizard must've invented a spell like that so people wouldn't wander into their house with their shoes on..." ("base", "narrow", "base", "R")
elif random_number == 11:
cho "I read somewhere that ejaculate is a good source of protein." ("open", "narrow", "base", "R")
cho "There's even a cook book!" ("smile", "wide", "base", "mid")
cho "The things you find hidden in the library..." ("grin", "narrow", "base", "R")
return