WTS/game/scripts/characters/tonks/chitchats.rpy

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label tonks_chitchat:
if tonks_chatted:
return
label .reroll:
$ tonks_chatted = True
# Note: Tonks doesn't use tiers yet.
# if ton_tier == 1:
# # $ random_number = renpy.random.randint(MIN, MAX)
# pass
# elif ton_tier == 2:
# # $ random_number = renpy.random.randint(MIN, MAX)
# pass
# elif ton_tier == 3:
# # $ random_number = renpy.random.randint(MIN, MAX)
# pass
# elif ton_tier == 4:
# $ random_number = renpy.random.randint(1, 11)
$ random_number = renpy.random.randint(1, 11)
# Chitchats #TODO 3, 10 should check if you've done some amount of public favours
if random_number == 1:
ton "Teaching has been so much fun!" ("grin", "base", "raised", "mid")
ton "It's so much better than working at the Ministry." ("open", "closed", "annoyed", "mid")
ton "I can't believe how much time I spent in that shit-hole..." ("base", "base", "angry", "R")
elif random_number == 2:
ton "I spotted another cute girl in my class today..." ("soft", "base", "base", "R")
ton "I hope she's into points as much as the rest." ("horny", "narrow", "raised", "mid")
elif random_number == 3:
ton "Don't tell professor McGonagall, but I once used her appearance to search one of the student's underwear drawer..." ("grin", "closed", "worried", "mid")
ton "They didn't suspect a thing." ("soft", "wink", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 4:
ton "Being a teacher sure has its perks. If I was caught with firewhisky as a student I would've gotten expelled." ("soft", "closed", "annoyed", "mid")
ton "Now I can have as much as I like, even share some every once in a while." ("grin", "wink", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 5:
ton "I sometimes wonder if I should have gone into the medicine field..." ("open", "narrow", "base", "R")
ton "I could've had Madam Pomfrey's job by now..." ("normal", "base", "base", "mid")
ton "Maybe I could ask her if she needs any assistance on my off hours." ("soft", "base", "base", "R")
elif random_number == 6:
ton "I feel like I have a lot more in common with the students than the other teachers..." ("open", "base", "base", "R")
ton "They're all so old..." ("normal", "base", "base", "up")
ton "Madam Hooch is cool though, she, and I roll the same way... in more ways than one." ("soft", "base", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 7:
ton "I had to keep one of the students after class for special tutoring." ("open", "base", "base", "R")
ton "As a defence against the dark arts teacher it is my job to protect them against both outside threats and inner demons..." ("open", "base", "base", "L")
ton "She has a lot to learn but it's getting there." ("horny", "base", "raised", "L")
elif random_number == 8:
ton "Snape doesn't seem to like me much..." ("base", "base", "base", "R")
ton "First I thought it was because I stole a girding potion in my youth..." ("open", "base", "base", "L")
ton "But it seems to be more because he wants my job..." ("open", "base", "raised", "mid")
ton "The sunlight could probably do him some good." ("base", "base", "angry", "mid")
elif random_number == 9:
ton "When I first saw Snape I thought he must be a vampire..." ("open", "base", "base", "mid")
ton "Turns out he's just a normal dude with pale skin..." ("open", "base", "base", "R")
ton "If he were a vampire I would have been all over him..." ("horny", "base", "raised", "R")
elif random_number == 10:
ton "Good students get a little star from me in the corner on each test." ("open", "base", "base", "mid")
ton "That doesn't necessarily mean good grades though..." ("base", "base", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 11:
ton "We had an accident involving pixies in class today. I can't believe they haven't been taken out of the curriculum." ("open", "base", "base", "R")
ton "One of the students had her clothes completely destroyed..." ("open", "base", "base", "mid")
ton "Actually, maybe the pixies aren't that bad..." ("base", "base", "base", "down")
elif random_number == 12:
ton "I'm not going to throw any of the other teachers under the broom about their teaching methods, but..." ("open", "base", "base", "down")
ton "I try to not take away points for simple mistakes, I was pretty clumsy myself..." ("soft", "base", "shocked", "downR")
ton "I like to reward my students rather than punishing them..." ("base", "narrow", "shocked", "mid")
elif random_number == 13:
ton "There's a secret passage to Honeydukes right outside my classroom..." ("soft", "base", "base", "mid")
ton "Having free access to the sweetshop has been a real benefit to reward my students." ("base", "base", "base", "R")
elif random_number == 14:
ton "I hope I'll have enough time to have a positive influence on this school and the students..." ("open", "base", "base", "L")
ton "If I can't make a mark in the school I should at least be able to make one on the students." ("horny", "narrow", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 15:
ton "Becoming an auror is extremely difficult and the job is almost entirely dominated by men..." ("upset", "narrow", "worried", "R")
ton "I think I made the right choice of becoming a teacher." ("open", "closed", "shocked", "mid")
elif random_number == 16:
ton "My mother was a pure-blood but was burned off the Black family tree after marrying a muggle-born..." ("open", "base", "base", "down")
ton "Some people won't understand but I think you should be allowed to love whoever you want..." ("open", "base", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 17:
ton "Don't tell anyone but I must have spent a fortune on Tolipan Blemish Blitzer in my time studying at Hogwarts..." ("open", "narrow", "base", "downR")
ton "My parents thought I was just being clumsy and needed replacement materials but most of the money they sent me was spent on beauty and hair products..." ("annoyed", "base", "base", "R")
elif random_number == 18:
ton "I only really chased after boys during school because all the other girls did..." ("open", "base", "raised", "down")
ton "Secretly I just wanted them to chase after me instead..." ("normal", "base", "base", "L")
elif random_number == 19:
ton "I learned a lot being tutored by Alastor Moody..." ("soft", "base", "base", "mid")
ton "Never thought I'd end up being a teacher myself..." ("open", "base", "raised", "down")
ton "Though my methods are slightly different to his..." ("soft", "base", "base", "downR")
elif random_number == 20:
ton "I don't like when people call me Nymphadora... It's Tonks!" ("annoyed", "base", "annoyed", "mid")
ton "Last time someone called me that, I used an engorgement charm on them." ("open", "base", "angry", "R")
ton "Don't ask me what I aimed at..." ("crooked_smile", "base", "base", "up")
elif random_number == 21:
ton "My favourite creature has to be the were-wolf..." ("open", "closed", "base", "mid")
ton "their beast-like nature excites me..." ("soft", "narrow", "base", "mid")
ton "In another lifetime maybe..." ("base", "base", "raised", "down")
elif random_number == 22:
ton "The students laughed when I accidentally tripped during my last lesson..." ("open", "base", "base", "R")
ton "Little did they know I got a good view whilst on the ground..." ("horny", "narrow", "raised", "stare")
elif random_number == 23:
ton "One of the girls had their boggart turn into a student pointing and laughing at her..." ("open", "base", "base", "R")
ton "I'm going to teach her to not be ashamed of her body." ("soft", "narrow", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 24:
ton "Today I taught the students about the {i}Tanglepest{/i}..." ("open", "base", "base", "mid")
ton "A foul creature that is drawn to footwear..." ("open", "base", "base", "R")
ton "It doesn't actually exist, I just wanted an excuse to have the students show me their feet." ("horny", "base", "base", "mid")
elif 25 <= random_number <= 31 and tonks_morph_known:
# Note: dictionary would work better for this use case.
$ random_number = renpy.random.randint(1, 6)
if random_number == 1:
ton "Since Metamorphmagi can change their skin, I sometimes just don't bother wearing any clothes." ("soft", "base", "shocked", "mid")
ton "I once changed the colour of my skin and made it look like a tight shirt..." ("grin", "narrow", "base", "R")
ton "I might have worked topless once or twice..." ("horny", "base", "raised", "mid")
elif random_number == 2:
ton "I often got detentions by morphing into prefects..." ("normal", "base", "base", "R")
ton "It was worth it though as I had free range to the prefects' bathroom..." ("base", "wide", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 3:
ton "Most of my abilities are based around emotions..." ("open", "base", "base", "mid")
ton "My hair can go red when I'm upset or angry..." ("upset", "base", "base", "mid")
ton "Don't tell anyone but my natural hair colour is actually more brown..." ("open", "base", "base", "R")
ton "People think it's pink but that's because I'm horny all the time." ("base", "base", "base", "down")
elif random_number == 4:
ton "There are rumours that Snape has set up an Age Line to keep students away from his private stash..." ("normal", "narrow", "base", "R")
ton "Won't stop me borrowing some polyjuice potions though... Not that I need them..." ("open", "base", "base", "R")
ton "But maybe I can find a girl that doesn't mind drinking it and have some fun." ("horny", "base", "raised", "R")
elif random_number == 5:
ton "I'm a metamorphmagus. I can change my appearance at will..." ("open", "base", "base", "mid")
ton "Makes spying on the other teachers and students a lot easier..." ("grin", "base", "raised", "mid")
elif random_number == 6:
ton "I can change the shape and length of my tongue any way I want." ("open", "base", "base", "mid")
ton "Imagine the possibilities..." ("open_wide_tongue2", "narrow", "base", "mid")
elif random_number == 32 and susan_unlocked:
ton "Susan is such a lovely girl..." ("open", "base", "base", "mid")
ton "But she really isn't very confident in her body..." ("open", "base", "raised", "R")
ton "I do hope your little games can help her open up a bit..." ("base", "base", "base", "mid")
else:
# Either tonks_morph_known or susan_unlocked flags weren't True, let's re-roll the dialogue.
# This workaround wouldn't be necessary if we've used a dictionary.
jump .reroll
return