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### Snape Chitchat ###
label snape_chitchat:
if snape_chatted:
return
$ snape_chatted = True
# Prior to hermione introductions
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if not states.her.unlocked:
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random:
block:
sna "I am starting to get worried about Albus.." ("snape_06")
sna "I simply hope he's alright." ("snape_09")
block:
sna "Do you know how much longer will that spell of yours last?" ("snape_05")
sna "I have important matters to discuss with Albus very soon..." ("snape_09")
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return
### WHORING LEVEL 01 ###
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if states.her.level >= 0 and states.her.level <= 2:
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random:
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sna "I am feeling rather doubtful about our whole plan again..." ("snape_06")
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block:
sna "Do You really think you can do this?" ("snape_24")
sna "Do You think you can break the girl?" ("snape_25")
block:
if game.weather in ("rain", "blizzard"):
sna "Isn't the weather lovely today?" ("snape_02")
sna "I wish it would stay like that forever." ("snape_06")
else:
sna "Don't you just hate this wretched sunny weather?" ("snape_01")
sna "I wish it would rain every day." ("snape_06")
block:
sna "Are you sure that you are not Albus Dumbledore?" ("snape_05")
sna "I'm still having a hard time believing this whole thing sometimes..."
block:
sna "I killed a pupil once." ("snape_01")
sna "Yes... I strangled the maggot with my bare hands." ("snape_02")
sna "........*low growl*." ("snape_03")
sna "Did that sound believable?" ("snape_05")
sna "The moment those animals stop fearing me, I'm done for." ("snape_06")
sna "Cultivating fear in the hearts of your students is the most important task for every teacher." ("snape_26")
block:
sna "Those Weasley maggots..." ("snape_04")
sna "One of these days I'll just snap, I swear." ("snape_07")
block:
sna "Don't you think that owl post is a bit ridiculous?" ("snape_05")
sna "I'd much rather use ravens."
block:
sna "I'm having the worst day of my life..." ("snape_06")
sna "So I'm really Not in the mood for chit-chats..."
block:
sna "Being a wizard is a twenty-four hours a day..." ("snape_04")
sna "seven days a week..." ("snape_03")
sna "365 days a year job." ("snape_04")
sna "We get no vacation days..."
block:
sna "Quidditch..." ("snape_04")
sna "What a waste of time and resources!" ("snape_10")
sna "" ("snape_04")
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### WHORING LEVEL 02 ###
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if states.her.level >= 3 and states.her.level <= 5:
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random:
block:
sna "I have yet to notice any changes in miss Granger's behaviour..." ("snape_24")
sna "Are you sure that you know what you're doing?" ("snape_05")
sna "" ("snape_09")
block:
sna "It sure feels good to be able to grant house points or take them away whenever I feel like it." ("snape_24")
sna "My authority among the students is growing every day..."
sna "And when I say \"authority\" I mean \"fear\"." ("snape_02")
block:
sna "Did you know that the full moon is known to boost male potency?" ("snape_24")
sna "It also makes it easier to focus at a task at hand, making you more proactive."
sna "But who gives a damn about that, am I right?" ("snape_28")
sna "" ("snape_29")
block:
sna "My precious Slytherins make all of this torment worth while..." ("snape_06")
sna "Their skirts are getting shorter every week, I swear." ("snape_19")
block:
sna "There was a time when I was young and full of hope..." ("snape_06")
sna "Ha-ha... I'm pulling your leg, mate." ("snape_28")
sna "I was never full of hope..." ("snape_29")
block:
sna "Someone broke into my personal storage..." ("snape_16")
sna "Only took some Gillyweed... lucky they didn't take any of my amorentia." ("snape_29")
sna "Not that I need or use such things." ("snape_09")
block:
sna "A \"Men's rights movement\"...?" ("snape_05")
sna "What's next? A house elves' rights movement?" ("snape_04")
sna "How could a top student be that dumb?" ("snape_06")
block:
sna "I don't play favourites with my students." ("snape_05")
sna "I merely tolerate some of them and hate the rest." ("snape_04")
block:
sna "There are four student houses at Hogwarts..." ("snape_24")
sna "Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Gryffindor, and..."
sna "... and Huff-something..." ("snape_05")
sna "No one really cares." ("snape_29")
sna "" ("snape_09")
block:
sna "Brooms are for kids and witches." ("snape_24")
sna "You'll never see a self-respecting wizard prancing around on a broomstick." ("snape_05")
sna "" ("snape_09")
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### WHORING LEVEL 03 ###
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if states.her.level >= 6 and states.her.level <= 8:
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random:
block:
sna "Any progress on breaking our little ms. know-it-all?" ("snape_24")
sna "" ("snape_09")
block:
sna "The other day this one girl sold me her panties for five house points." ("snape_24")
sna "And man, was she excited about that..." ("snape_14")
sna "I think she would've given them away for free just to please me." ("snape_19")
sna "" ("snape_09")
block:
sna "I'm having a rather pleasant day so far..." ("snape_23")
sna "Bet you didn't expect to hear me saying that?" ("snape_02")
block:
sna "Quidditch seems to steadily gain more and more popularity over the years..." ("snape_24")
sna "How disappointing..." ("snape_04")
block:
sna "My life was incredibly dull before your arrival..." ("snape_24")
sna "Nowadays it's..." ("snape_05")
sna "... less dull." ("snape_02")
block:
sna "Regrets? I don't know the meaning of the word!" ("snape_05")
sna "I live a very fulfilling life." ("snape_06")
sna "Ha-ha-ha! I'm sorry, I just can't say such nonsense with a straight face." ("snape_28")
sna "" ("snape_26")
block:
sna "There is no room for mistakes during class." ("snape_24")
sna "One slip-up and the bloody bastards will tear you to shreds." ("snape_04")
block:
sna "You are the only person I have to answer to..." ("snape_04")
sna "So I can almost literally do whatever the bloody hell I want these days..." ("snape_05")
sna "..............." ("snape_09")
sna "So that's what freedom feels like, *huh*?" ("snape_06")
block:
sna "Autumn... the most depressing time of the year..." ("snape_06")
sna "I Love it!" ("snape_02")
sna "" ("snape_23")
block:
sna "I have a magical portrait of a stripper hanging in my room." ("snape_24")
sna "One of my most precious possessions." ("snape_22")
sna "" ("snape_09")
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### WHORING LEVEL 04 ###
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if states.her.level >= 9 and states.her.level <= 11:
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random:
block:
sna "Lately miss Granger has gotten aggressive almost to the point of open hostility..." ("snape_24")
sna "I hope you know what you're doing..." ("snape_05")
sna "" ("snape_09")
block:
sna "I shouldn't feel bad about having sex with my students, right?" ("snape_26")
sna "I mean, you should see the way some of those girls wear their uniforms..." ("snape_05")
sna "They're practically asking for it." ("snape_13")
sna "" ("snape_12")
block:
sna "It's been raining a lot lately..." ("snape_23")
sna "I wonder if I enjoy rainy weather so much simply because it makes most people miserable..." ("snape_02")
sna "" ("snape_23")
block:
sna "According to a recent study nine out of ten girls secretly fantasise about being abused by their teacher." ("snape_24")
sna "I bet that tenth girl was Hermione Granger." ("snape_03")
sna "" ("snape_01")
block:
sna "These days I have to actually make an effort to maintain my usual bad mood." ("snape_24")
sna "" ("snape_23")
block:
sna "Do You have a few condoms to spare?" ("snape_24")
sna "I have a whole pack but..." ("snape_25")
sna "... they've expired years ago..." ("snape_06")
sna "The changes you brought into my life, mate." ("snape_02")
sna "" ("snape_23")
block:
sna "You think we could turn Hogwarts into a \"girls only\" school?" ("snape_24")
sna "Hogwarts Girls Academy!" ("snape_23")
sna "Now that would be bloody perfect... except for Lockhart maybe." ("snape_13")
block:
sna "Why did the teacher cross the road?" ("snape_24")
sna "To get away from his students!" ("snape_25")
sna "Ha-ha-ha! Gets me every time!" ("snape_28")
sna "" ("snape_25")
block:
sna "Want to hear a funny story?" ("snape_24")
sna "Well, I don't know any..." ("snape_06")
block:
sna "Do you know what a \"royal goblet\" is?" ("snape_05")
sna "You do, don't you?" ("snape_13")
sna "" ("snape_23")
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### WHORING LEVEL 05 ###
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if states.her.level >= 12 and states.her.level <= 14:
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random:
block:
sna "Fifteen points for a blowjob is a fair price, right?" ("snape_24")
sna "" ("snape_23")
block:
sna "Have you ever been in love, mate?" ("snape_24")
sna "Have you ever been in love with a schoolgirl?" ("snape_02")
sna "What about half a dozen of them at once?" ("snape_22")
sna "" ("snape_20")
block:
sna "Something rather brilliant happened last night between me and this Slytherin minx." ("snape_20")
sna "Long story short, all of my muscles ache and I still feel rather dehydrated..." ("snape_22")
sna "" ("snape_13")
block:
sna "It's getting colder lately..." ("snape_24")
sna "Winter is coming..." ("snape_23")
block:
sna "Have you ever seen muggle women dressed as witches?" ("snape_24")
sna "So adorable." ("snape_19")
block:
sna "Do you know what an \"Internet\" is?" ("snape_24")
sna "Apparently it allows you to go \"on the line\" and see magical photographs of naked muggle women." ("snape_02") # SNAPE SAYS "ON THE LINE" ON PURPOSE. I KNOW THAT WAS REALLY OBVIOUS MAESTRO
sna "Kind of makes me wish we had one here in Hogwarts." ("snape_26")
sna "" ("snape_09")
block:
sna "I have two major passions in life..." ("snape_24")
sna "Dark arts..."
sna "......" ("snape_12")
sna "... and sluts." ("snape_13")
block:
sna "You think I ought to cut down on my drinking?" ("snape_24")
sna "But my life is so stressful..." ("snape_06")
sna "*Hmm*..." ("snape_09")
sna "I'll try and cut down on the liquor..." ("snape_06")
sna "In favour of sweaty monkey-sex with my students!" ("snape_21")
sna "" ("snape_19")
block:
sna "Miss Granger has been suspiciously quiet lately..." ("snape_24")
sna "I bet she is scheming something..." ("snape_03")
sna "" ("snape_01")
block:
sna "It's quite easy to write a book and kill off half of the main characters for the sake of dramatic impact..." ("snape_24")
sna "To put your characters against impossible odds and let them make it out alive in a believable manner..."
sna "Now {size=+7}that{/size} requires skill." ("snape_02")
sna "" ("snape_23")
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### WHORING LEVEL 06 ###
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if states.her.level >= 15 and states.her.level <= 17:
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random:
block:
sna "What if the girl is not our pet, but we are hers?" ("snape_11")
sna "" ("snape_26")
block:
sna "Have you heard of the \"Slug club\"?" ("snape_24")
sna "What if I start a club of my own?"
sna "I would call it the \"Snape Club\"!" ("snape_23")
sna "I would invite girls over, offer them some tea and muffins..."
sna "Feel them up a little..." ("snape_13")
sna "Bloody brilliant!" ("snape_22")
sna "" ("snape_02")
block:
sna "Tell me Genie... Have you ever had your asshole licked clean by a witch?" ("snape_02")
sna "A life changing experience, neither less nor more..." ("snape_21")
sna "" ("snape_02")
block:
sna "So, how is the training going?" ("snape_24")
sna "All according to plan I hope?"
sna "" ("snape_05")
block:
sna "I can see the thestrals, you know..." ("snape_06")
sna "" ("snape_09")
block:
sna "You know what I like about Quidditch?" ("snape_24")
sna "Nothing! Not a single bloody thing!" ("snape_15")
sna "" ("snape_16")
block:
sna "Hogwarts benefited greatly from your arrival." ("snape_24")
sna "And when I say \"Hogwarts\" I mean \"me\"." ("snape_02")
sna "" ("snape_23")
block:
sna "Real wizards wear black." ("snape_24")
sna "Am I right?" ("snape_02")
sna "" ("snape_23")
block:
sna "Some of those Slytherin girls simply adore me these days..." ("snape_24")
sna "Personally I'd much rather be feared..." ("snape_05")
sna "But I am willing to settle for mindless adoration..." ("snape_23")
block:
sna "You are being way too generous with those Gryffindor points, mate." ("snape_24")
sna "Lately I can barely keep up with you..." ("snape_25")
sna "" ("snape_29")
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### WHORING LEVEL 07 ###
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if states.her.level >= 18 and states.her.level <= 20:
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random:
block:
sna "Miss Granger really is changing. I can see it clearly now..." ("snape_24")
sna "Her grades went down and even her attendance is far from perfect now..."
sna "But despite that she continues to excel at being a pain in my arse!" ("snape_10")
sna "" ("snape_01")
block:
sna "My least favourite colour?" ("snape_05")
sna "Let me give you two: red and gold." ("snape_07")
sna "" ("snape_04")
block:
sna "I hear the vampire theme is quite popular among the girls lately." ("snape_24")
sna "I would make a great vampire, don't you think?" ("snape_05")
sna "Maybe I should buy a couple of those fake fangs..."
sna "Just to drive the horny, little sluts completely crazy." ("snape_21")
sna "" ("snape_02")
block:
sna "I... hate my life." ("snape_24")
sna "No, wait, let me try this again..." ("snape_16")
sna "I... hate my life." ("snape_17")
sna "Dammit! I'm trying to say \"love\" but it just won't come out..." ("snape_25")
sna "I don't think I've ever used the words \"love\" and \"life\" in one sentence before." ("snape_29")
sna "Let me try this again..." ("snape_06")
sna "I ha...{w} lo... {w}love my life!" ("snape_10")
sna "There you go, I love my life..." ("snape_23")
block:
sna "Sunlight, chocolate, Quidditch, cats, and orange juice..." ("snape_01")
sna "That's a list of things I don't care for..."
sna "Here is a short list of things I do care for a great deal..." ("snape_02")
sna "The dark arts, wine, and pussy." ("snape_23")
block:
sna "have You ever seen two wizards in a fistfight?" ("snape_02")
sna "Bloody hilarious!" ("snape_28")
sna "" ("snape_23")
block:
sna "You know that feeling when you just came in a girl's mouth and she swallows it all and says: \"Thank you, professor\"?" ("snape_14")
sna "Isn't that the best?" ("snape_13")
sna "" ("snape_23")
block:
sna "do You think the Hogwarts ghosts sometimes spy on girls taking when they a shower and such?" ("snape_24")
sna "If I were a ghost I know I would." ("snape_13")
sna "" ("snape_23")
block:
sna "This one girl confessed to me that she has frequent fantasises about being abused by that squib misterFilch." ("snape_19")
sna "I think I could arrange that. Should I?" ("snape_14")
sna "" ("snape_02")
block:
sna "I used to hate my job so much..." ("snape_24")
sna "Hate is clean, simple, and certain..." ("snape_06")
sna "Now, don't get me wrong - I still hate it." ("snape_09")
sna "But I also sort of love it now..." ("snape_05")
sna "How could I not? With all that has been happening lately?"
sna "To both cherish and hate something to an equal degree..." ("snape_06")
sna "It's like being in love again..." ("snape_19")
sna "" ("snape_06")
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### WHORING LEVEL 08+ ###
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if states.her.level >= 21:
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random:
block:
sna "Do you know what a \"bukkake\" is?" ("snape_24")
sna "What about \"deep throating\"?"
sna "And then there is also \"hate-sex\"."
sna "Students these days, mate..." ("snape_05")
sna "They have a special name for everything."
sna "Although \"hate-sex\" has always been around..." ("snape_06")
sna "Back in my days we just called it \"sex\"." ("snape_02")
block:
sna "I heard a mysterious ticking noise today..." ("snape_04")
sna "It was kind of catchy..." ("snape_28")
block:
sna "I organised a small party the other day..." ("snape_24")
sna "One girl and three boys..."
sna "They fucked her and I watched..." ("snape_13")
sna "........................." ("snape_29")
sna "You think I've been exercising my dark side a bit too often lately?" ("snape_05")
sna "" ("snape_06")
block:
sna "I'm all out of condoms, mate." ("snape_24")
sna "You think you could hook me up?" ("snape_02")
sna "" ("snape_01")
block:
sna "I am secretly making this special herbal brew that should make her tits lactate..." ("snape_24")
sna "Pretty brilliant, *huh*?" ("snape_13")
sna "" ("snape_23")
block:
sna "So, this witch has my cock in her mouth, right?" ("snape_24")
sna "Her hot girlfriend is cleaning my asshole with her tongue..." ("snape_02")
sna "Meanwhile this third girl is on her knees with her mouth open, waiting for me to spit in it..."
sna "And every time I spit, she says: \"Thank you, professor Snape\"."
sna "That was a bloody surreal evening..." ("snape_22")
sna "" ("snape_02")
block:
sna "This one girl has been begging me to urinate in her mouth for days, now..." ("snape_06")
sna "Persistent little minx..."
sna "Should I give in?" ("snape_05")
sna "" ("snape_23")
block:
sna "I mercilessly dominate both male and female students..." ("snape_04")
sna "But in very different ways." ("snape_22")
sna "" ("snape_23")
block:
sna "I love my life!" ("snape_23")
sna "Still hate my job though..." ("snape_16")
sna "I wish I could skip all the teaching, but keep all the fucking." ("snape_14")
sna "" ("snape_23")
block:
sna "I almost feel bad for having all the fun." ("snape_24")
sna "Do You want me to send you up some fresh Slytherin slut?" ("snape_14")
sna "" ("snape_23")
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return
