gen "I'd like to order a maid outfit." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "A maid outfit, what on earth for? Surely the house elves are keeping your office tidy."
gen "The what?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "No, you got this all wrong... It's going to be a present." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "For whom?"
gen "I'm afraid I can't say." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Well as long as it's not for a student..."
maf "Did you have any style in mind?"
gen "Preferably a French maid." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "..."
maf "Well I should have it available for pick-up in a few days after I get the materials in."
gen "Thank you." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
elif item == her_outfit_nightie:
gen "I'd like to order a custom outfit today." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Certainly honey... Repairing these conservative school clothes all day has been quite dull to say the least."
gen "Well, I can assure you that this outfit is not conservative." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "*Hmm*?"
gen "I'd like to order a girls Nightgown." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Well, that doesn't seem overly--"
gen "And make it out of silk!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "*Ahh*... So I assume that you also want it transparent?"
gen "If that is possible." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Of course it is possible, who do you take me for?"
maf "I just have to order in the materials, although silks not cheap."
gen "Don't worry about the cost." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "As you wish sweetie, it should be ready shortly."
gen "Thank you." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
elif item == her_outfit_ball:
if not ball_quest.E4_complete:
gen "Could you make a dress for me?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "A dress? Do you mean something like a ball dress, or more burlesque?"
gen "*Hmm*... A ball dress does sound good, actually." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "How surprising..."
gen "I was thinking that I could have a custom one made. For a very good girl of mine." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
else:
gen "Do you sell Ball dresses?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "*Hmm*... I suppose I do although they're nothing special... Why do you ask?"
gen "A 'girl' approached me with a problem. Apparently she's unable to acquire a dress for this years autumn ball." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "How tragic.... Well I'm sure that one of these cheap ones will suffice."
gen "I was thinking I could have a custom one made... She is a very good girl." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Very well! I'll make her the best dress this school's ever seen. If you say she's been such a good girl..."
maf "It should be ready in about a week."
gen "A week? Why so long?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "I'm ordering my next batch of material in a couple of days to keep the cost down..."
maf "Or I could order it now if you pay a bit extra..."
elif item == her_outfit_msmarv:
gen "Tell me Madam Mafkin, have you ever heard of superheroes?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Yes yes, those people in the comic books. My grandson is quite fond of them."
gen "Fantastic, I was wondering if it would be possible for you to make me a costume." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Certainly, who did you have in mind?"
gen "Do you know Ms Marvel?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "I'm afraid not..."
maf "But I'm sure that my grandson has a comic of hers. I'm set to visit him this tonight so I can take a look."
gen "Thank you very much." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "No need to thank me honey. Payment will suffice."
elif item == her_outfit_hslut:
gen "Have you ever seen a burlesque show Madam?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "I've done more than that, I've designed a few of the outfits for them!"
gen "Splendid, in that case I'd love to commission one." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Most Certainly, any particular colour in mind?"
gen "Red!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "As you wish."
gen "Thank you very much." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "You're quite welcome, sir."
# elif item == hg_costume_power_girl_ITEM:
# gen "I was wondering if it would be possible for you to make me a super hero costume." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
# maf "Certainly, who did you have in mind?"
# gen "Do you know Power Girl?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
# maf "I'm afraid not..."
# maf "But I'm sure that my grandson has a comic of hers. I'm set to visit him this weekend so I can take a look."
# gen "Thank you very much." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
# maf "No need to thank me sir. Payment will suffice."
elif item == her_outfit_croft:
gen "Would you be able to make me a cosplay costume?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Certainly, what are you after?"
gen "Do you happen to know Lara croft?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "I'm afraid not..."
gen "She's a video game character..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Well, my little squib grandson loves video games. I'm sure he can show me what she looks like."
gen "Thank you very much." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "You're welcome. I'm seeing him tonight so I should be able to complete this one slightly faster than usual."
gen "Fantastic." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
# elif item == hg_outfit_christmas_ITEM:
# gen "I was wondering if it would be possible for you to make me a festive costume." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
# maf "Certainly, what what holiday are you looking to \"celebrate\"?"
# gen "Christmas." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
# maf "At this time of year?"
# gen "It's never to early to start the festivities..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
# maf "Evidently not. I'll have it done as soon as I can. "
# gen "Thank you very much." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
# maf "You're welcome. I'll even give you a special price. Consider it my Christmas gift to you.."
# gen "Thank you." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
# elif item == hg_outfit_pirate_ITEM:
# gen "I want a pirate outfit" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
# maf "ok"
elif item == her_outfit_bioshock:
gen "Have you ever heard of Bioshock infinite?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Biology what now?"
gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "It's a video game..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "I assume you want the costume from it?"
gen "If it's not too much..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Consider it done!"
gen "Thank you very much." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "You're welcome."
elif item == her_outfit_yennefer:
gen "Have you ever heard of the sorceress Yennefer?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Of course! The mother of a universe hopper isn't quickly forgotten..."
gen "Think you could make me a version of her outfit?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Certainly."
gen "Thank you very much." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Toss a coin to your tailor."
elif item == her_outfit_bikini1:
gen "I'd like to order a bikini." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "A bikini sir? Isn't that a bit cold in this climate?"
gen "A leather bikini!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Are you even--"
gen "You think you could make something like that for me?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Of course sir, as you wish..."
elif item == her_outfit_bikini2:
gen "I'd like to order a bikini." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Of course, what kind of bikini would you like?"
gen "One that covers the important bits!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "And who is this bikini for if you don't mind me asking?"
gen "I do mind..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Alright then..."
maf "Your bikini shall be ready shortly."
gen "Excellent..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
elif item == her_outfit_bunny:
gen "Could you make me a bunny costume?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "A bunny costume? Do you mean something like the Easter bunny?"
gen "No, like the ones you might see in Vegas!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "I'll see what I can--"
gen "With big bunny ears!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Okay then..."
elif item == her_outfit_swimsuit:
gen "I need a swimsuit." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Swimming at your age?"
gen "Hey, you're only as old as you feel..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "And no, it's not for me... I need a woman's swimsuit." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "I see, well it's about time you set up some swimming lessons..."
maf "Are you looking for a design to fit the school colours?"
gen "No thank you, something sporty shall suffice." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "..."
maf "I'll have to look through some of those muggle magazines then..."
maf "It will be ready shortly."
elif item == her_outfit_egypt:
gen "I'd like something that one of my old flames used to wear..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "An old what, sir?"
gen "Cleopatra..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "Ah... What a looker she was..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Sweetie, are you okay? Do you want me to fetch the nurse?"
gen "Would you be able to make me something Egyptian themed?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "Like the outfits Cleopatra used to wear..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "..."
gen "I'll trade you two camels for it." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Cleopatra you said?"
gen "Yes..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "That would require some metal work... Perhaps one of my contacts in Diagon alley..."
gen "So... up for the challenge?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "*Hmm*..."
gen "Or is this too much for {b}the{/b} Mafkin?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "It most certain isn't!"
maf "I'll have it ready for you in no time!"
maf "Although I'd prefer to be paid in gold rather than in camels."
gen "Ask and you shall receive!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
elif item == her_outfit_latex_dress:
gen "Ready to work with some latex?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Latex... now that's something I don't get to work with often..."
maf "Anything particular in mind?"
if pink_condoms_ITEM.owned > 0:
gen "Yes... something like this." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Is that a condo--"
gen "But you'd cut a heart shape here..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "..."
gen "And a hole for the head obviously." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
else:
gen "It needs to be tight that's for sure." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Naturally..."
gen "Pink would look good I think!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Noted..."
gen "An make a heart shaped--" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "I'll get it done shortly."
gen "But I wasn't finished!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "I think I got the gist of it."
maf "One latex outfit--"
maf "With a heart shaped cut-out..."
maf "I'll have to sharpen my scissors for this one..."
gen "So you'll make it?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Certainly."
gen "Fantastic!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
elif item == her_outfit_tifa:
gen "I'd like a cosplay costume." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Good idea! Who are we thinking, Gandalf the grey or--"
gen "Not for me!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Oh... I should've realised..."
gen "No, I'd like a Tifa cosplay!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Ti-fa? Sir?"
gen "Yes, she's from a video game." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "I'll have to ask my squib grandson about that one... Hopefully he knows who she is."
gen "Oh, he'll know her, even if he's never played it... could even be his final fantasy." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Okay then, I shall floo him and then I'll get that outfit ready for you."
gen "(She'll do what to him?)" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Anything else?"
elif item == her_outfit_witch:
gen "Do you have time to make a cosplay costume?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "A cosplay costume?"
gen "Well, it's more of a Halloween costume." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "One of those witch outfits muggle girls would wear during Halloween." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Oh... those..."
gen "Any problem?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Those costumes look nothing like a real witch's costume..."
maf "Oh Well... If I'm to make one, it's going to be the best of the best..."
gen "Great!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
elif item == her_outfit_latex:
gen "I'd like an outfit... a latex one!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Latex?"
maf "Now you do know what kind of outfits are known to be made by latex don't you, honey?"
gen "Of course... And I'd like one of those very much." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Okay then... just making sure."
elif item == her_outfit_teddy:
gen "I need a teddy nightgown." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "A teddy--"
gen "It's a gift..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Is this \"gift\" for one of the teachers?"
gen "I--" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Oh... don't tell me... Is it miss Tonks?"
gen "It's--" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "No... that'd be silly... McGonagall perhaps?"
maf "No... I shouldn't pry..."
maf "So, you want it in green then? It's her favourite colour."
gen "Black shall do fine..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Black?! Is it for Professor Sn..."
gen "Madam..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "My apologies... I'll get going on this as soon as possible! Can't let a lady wait can we?"
elif item == her_outfit_fishnet:
gen "Could you make me a fishnet outfit?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "A fishnet... outfit, sir?"
gen "Yes, like the stockings but a whole outfit..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "Actually, just a top and underwear shall do." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Underwear--? surely something like that wouldn't be very effective as underwear, sir?"
gen "Effective enough to catch a fish..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "What?"
gen "So, could you make this for me?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "..."
maf "Of course, sir."
gen "Excellent..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
elif item == her_outfit_fishnet_onepiece:
gen "I'm looking to require a one-piece fishnet outfit." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "*Hmm*... close, but maybe you should remove some of this material and replace it with something like this... *scribbles*." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "Is that doable?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Doable certainly... although it's a bit..."
gen "A bit, what?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Never mind... I'll do it."
gen "Excellent..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
elif item == ton_outfit_bikini_1:
gen "Could you make be a simple bikini-bra?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Certainly, looking for any particular pattern?"
gen "A Plain one should be fine." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Alright then, I'll get to work on it shortly."
gen "Thank you very much!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
elif item == ton_outfit_bikini_2:
gen "Could you make be a simple bikini-bra?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Certainly, looking for any particular pattern?"
gen "A Striped one would be great." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Alright then, I'll get to work on it shortly."
gen "Thank you very much!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
elif item == ton_outfit_bikini_3:
gen "Could you make be a bikini-bra?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Certainly, looking for any particular pattern?"
gen "Something to show off our national heritage." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "So a Scottish flag?"
gen "What, no.. I meant the union jack." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Oh... {i}righto{/i}..."
maf "One union jack bikini-bra it is..."
gen "(Scottish... As if I wouldn't know straight away that we were in Scotland...)" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
elif item == ton_outfit_bikini_4:
gen "Could you make be a bikini-bra?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Certainly, looking for any particular pattern?"
gen "How about the American flag?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Are you sure? I thought you weren't meant to put it on clothing."
gen "You're not?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "I'm fairly sure I read that somewhere..."
gen "Well, I think if it's being made into something meant to contain immense greatness we could make an exception." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "I'm not sure what you mean, sir..."
gen "Don't worry about it..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Okay then..."
maf "One United states of America patterned bikini-bra coming up."
elif item == ton_outfit_swimsuit_1:
gen "Got any swimsuits?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Not in stock but I could make you one."
gen "Fair enough, I doubt you would've carried what I need anyway." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Is that so?"
gen "Yes, I'd like something a bit more skimpy than what you'd normally make." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Skimpier than normal... I see..."
gen "Oh! Could you also make it a bit translucent?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Certainly..."
maf "Anything else?"
gen "*Err*... Did I mention that I wanted it to be skimpy?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "I was more wondering if you wanted a certain pattern or similar."
gen "A plain one should be fine." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Okay then, one transparent swimsuit coming--"
gen "Transparent and skimpy!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "One transparent and skimpy swimsuit coming up."
elif item == ton_outfit_swimsuit_2:
gen "I need a swimsuit." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Don't you mean swim trunks, sir?"
gen "Not for me, obviously." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Right."
gen "I need a striped, translucent swimsuit." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Translucent? Doesn't that defeat the purpose a bit?"
gen "Depends what the purpose is..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Well, you'd think that you could just go to a nudist beach."
gen "You seen any around here?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Can't you just Apparate to one, sir?"
gen "Do what?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Apparate."
gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Teleport..."
gen "Oh... Why didn't you just say that?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "Why do wizards keep making up these silly words when teleportation is already a well established term." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "..."
maf "So?"
gen "So, what?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Why couldn't you just--"
gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Never mind... What is I to question the headmaster..."
elif item == ton_outfit_swimsuit_3:
gen "I need a swimsuit." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Right, any specifications?"
gen "Put the American flag on it!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "The American flag, sir?"
gen "Yeah!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Any particular reason?"
gen "Would I need a reason to want to put the American flag on things?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "... I suppose not."
gen "And make it translucent!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Any particular--"
maf "..."
maf "Of course headmaster, I'll get started on it then."
elif item == ton_outfit_cavegirl:
gen "I'm looking for something primal." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "Primal, sir?"
gen "Yes... Ever watched the Flintstones?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
maf "The what, sorry?"
gen "*Sigh*..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")