gen "*Hmm* let's see...{w=0.3} Witch weekly...{w=0.3} The Daily Prophet...{w=0.3} Now where is The Quibbler?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
fre "Did you just say..."
twi "{size=+4}The Quibbler?!{/size}"
gen "Yes? Do you not carry it?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ger "Why on earth would we carry the quibbler?"
gen "I don't know... You tell me." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
fre "Sir, that pile of rubbish is full of nothing but conspiracy theories and old wives tales."
ger "No offence but nobody in their right mind reads the quibbler..."
gen "Well as it happens I do intend to read the thing." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ger "{size=-4}We're all doomed...{/size}"
fre "Please don't tell me you take that thing seriously, sir..."
gen "*Err*...{w=0.3} Of course not...{w=0.3} It's work related." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
fre "*Oh*... Thank Merlin."
fre "Wait...{w=0.3} Work related?"
fre "What on earth would someone in your position need a copy of the quibbler for?"
gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ger "Fred...{w=0.4} Don't ask our valued customer such questions."
fre "...{w} It's got something to do with Luna Lovegood right?"
ger "Obviously, Fred... But you don't need to--"
gen "If you have to know... I intend on using it to get a better understanding of what that girl's thought process is like..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ger "...{w} Well, Good luck with that."
ger "Our sister finds her personality endearing but personally I don't really see any good reason to try and humour her."
gen "(I can think of at least two good reasons...)" ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "(Two humongous--{w=0.5} Plump,{w=0.2} squishy...{w=0.3} and...{w=0.8} *Err*...)" ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "*Oh*... bouncy--" ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
fre "Bouncy, sir?"
gen "What?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
fre "You said--"
gen "Can you get a copy for me or not?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
fre "I...{w=0.4} Yes, I suppose we could..."
fre "Although it'd be simpler if you just had it delivered by owl, we could help you set it up--"
gen "I don't want a subscription to the bloody thing... A copy of the latest issue is enough." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
fre "Right..."
ger "*Sigh*... Well, as much as it pains me to make a special order for something like this..."
ger "We'll order a copy and have it ready for you to pick up by tomorrow."
gen "Excellent." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
ger "Will that be all, sir?"
gen "Yes, that shall do for today..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "The Rotfang conspiracy... A group of individuals set on taking down the ministry of magic using gum disease..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
with fade
gen "Grooming your beard the proper way...{w=0.4} To properly take care of your beard you first need the right tools, the saliva of the spitting..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
with fade
gen "Crumple-Horned Snorkack Sighting spotted in a small Swedish town..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
with fade
gen "Buy your shungite today at bob Barkins rock emporium..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
with fade
gen "Unfuzz the mystery...{w=0.4} Wrackspurts are invisible creatures that go into your ear, by thinking positive thoughts you can..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "Alright, so I read that ridiculous magazine but I still don't know what the hell those spratters are supposed to be..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
lun "My daddy's magazine is not ridiculous, sir..." ("angry", "base", "annoyed", "mid")
gen "I mean... If he's the one who wrote those articles..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
lun "Our magazine is for the people, by the people!" ("smile", "closed", "base", "mid")
lun "Anyone can submit an article to the quibbler." ("crooked_smile", "base", "base", "mid")
gen "So... He just fact checks it?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
lun "He prints it!" ("grin", "base", "base", "mid")
gen "Well, even after reading it, I still haven't got the faintest clue what those creatures are supposed to be." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
lun "Why don't you have a look for yourself sir, there should've been a pair of spectrespecs in the back of the magazine." ("soft", "base", "base", "mid")
gen "(So the magazine comes with toys as well...{w=0.4} How is she actually taking this trash seriously?)" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
lun "Sir, I had been hoping that you'd find a solution by reading the magazine, because I wasn't sure how to tell you this..." ("open", "narrow", "base", "down", cheeks="blush")
gen "(Although if I had somewhere else to release my seed, then this wouldn't be a--)" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "I see..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "So what were you doing when it first happened?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
gen "I need to know everything, with as much detail as possible." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
lun "I believe it was when one of the Slytherin boys hit me with a tickling charm during potions..." ("disgust", "narrow", "base", "down", cheeks="blush")
lun "A swarm of those pesky little wrackspurts flew right in beneath my skirt and started attacking me." ("angry", "base", "base", "down", cheeks="blush")
lun "Buzzing around between my legs..." ("angry", "base", "base", "down", cheeks="blush")
gen "(Sounds like a well aimed tickling charm to me...)" ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
lun "They wouldn't leave me alone during today's flying lessons!" ("open", "narrow", "base", "mid", cheeks="blush")
lun "I wasn't wearing my glasses, but I'm sure I must've flown through a whole swarm of them!" ("soft", "base", "annoyed", "mid", cheeks="blush")
lun "My broom suddenly started shaking during a particularly tense training exercise..." ("mad", "base", "base", "mid", cheeks="blush")
lun "And I could feel that fuzzy sensation build up between my legs again." ("angry", "narrow", "base", "down", cheeks="blush")
gen "(Such a horny slut, just like the lot of them...)" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
lun "This was the first time I had ever come across such a large amount in the open..." ("open", "base", "base", "mid", cheeks="blush")
lun "And no matter how much I wriggled, they wouldn't leave me alone for the remainder of the lesson..." ("disgust", "narrow", "low", "down", cheeks="blush")
