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294 lines
13 KiB
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label eating_for_pleasure_rewards:
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call unlock_clothing(text=">New clothing items for Hermione have been unlocked!", item=her_outfit_pizza)
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return
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label eating_for_pleasure:
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# Setup
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$ hermione.equip(her_outfit_default)
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$ game.daytime = False
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$ game.weather = "clear"
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stop weather
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call room("main_room")
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call play_music("stop")
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show screen blkfade
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with d5
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centered "{size=+7}{color=#cbcbcb}Eating for Pleasure{/color}{/size}"
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narrator "This story is best played when drunk...{w=0.4} or not at all...{w=0.4} it's the worst...{w=0.4} enjoy!"
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hide screen blkfade
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$ renpy.music.play("music/fluffing-a-duck-by-kevin-macleod.ogg")
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gen "*Gah*... this place is so dull..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Not a single gambling den or a whore house..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "And even if I don't need to eat I'd do anything for a pizza right about now..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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hat "Just call a pizza place then..."
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$ renpy.play("sounds/MaleGasp.ogg")
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gen "Did that hat just speak?!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") with vpunch
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hat "Of course I speak!"
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hat "Not only that... I know who you are..."
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gen "You do?" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Then why haven't you said anything until now!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "I've been sitting here alone for months!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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hat "A wise man told me not to speak unless you have something to say."
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gen "Wait..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "The real Dumbledore told you to shut the fuck up?" ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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hat "..."
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gen "Anyway, what did you mean by \"call\"?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "I haven't seen a single phone in this place!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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hat "Just use the floo-network."
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gen "The floo... is that like a sewer network or something?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "You guys got magic turtle pizza deliverers?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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hat "No, I'm talking about the fireplace."
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hat "Wizards use it as a form of communication and travel."
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gen "Wait, so like a portal?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "I've been able to just travel to any ole fireplace this whole time?!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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hat "Hogwarts fireplaces are limited to voice communication or we'd have all sorts of dark wizards roaming this place..."
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gen "(Sounds like discrimination to me...)" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "How does it work then?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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hat "There should be some powder in one of the drawers, take it and throw some in the fire and say out loud who you want to call."
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gen "Gimme a sec." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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pause 0.5
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call gen_chibi("jerk_off_behind_desk")
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with d5
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$ renpy.sound.play("sounds/drawer_open.ogg")
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pause 0.75
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call gen_chibi("sit_behind_desk")
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with d5
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gen "Oh, that powder!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "I was wondering what it was for..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Okay, let's do this!" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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show screen blkfade
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with d5
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$ renpy.play('sounds/08_hop_on_desk.ogg')
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pause 1.4
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call gen_chibi("stand", "desk", "base", flip=True)
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hide screen blkfade
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with d5
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pause 0.3
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call gen_walk(560, "base")
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pause 2.0
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gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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call gen_chibi("stand", flip=False)
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with d3
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gen "So I just throw it in and say who I'm calling?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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hat "Yes... make sure you get right up next to it..."
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gen "Okay then..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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call gen_chibi("stand_alt", flip=True)
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with d3
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pause 1.0
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call gen_chibi("grab_low")
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pause 0.5
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$ renpy.sound.play("sounds/fire_woosh.ogg")
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$ fire_in_fireplace = True
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show screen gfx_effect(690, 320, img="smoke", zoom=0.5)
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pause 0.1
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$ fireplace_OBJ.foreground = "fireplace_greenfire"
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with d5
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pause 1.0
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$ renpy.sound.play("sounds/cough_male.ogg")
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gen "*Cough* *Cough*" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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hat "Say the name!"
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$ renpy.play('sounds/sniff.ogg')
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gen "*Ah* Piz-- *Ah-a*" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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$ renpy.play('sounds/sniff.ogg')
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pause 0.5
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$ renpy.play('sounds/sniff.ogg')
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pause 0.5
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call gen_chibi("sneeze")
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with d2
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$ renpy.play('sounds/glass_break.ogg')
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pause 0.4
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call gen_chibi("stand_alt")
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with d2
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"Pizza Hu--*shoo*lut!!!{fast}" with hpunch
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pause 1.0
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hat "Did you say Pizza--?"
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$ renpy.sound.play("sounds/microphone_feedback.ogg")
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"*static*... Welcome to Pizza slut, may I take your order?"
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hat "Well I'll be damned..."
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gen "{size=+8}Yes! Hello, is this thing on?{/size}" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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"Sir, I can hear you... No need to shout."
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$ flag = None
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menu:
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"What will be your order, sir?"
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"-Meat Eater-":
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$ flag = 0
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gen "{size=+16}I'll have the pepperoni!{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") with vpunch
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"*Sigh* One pepperoni... anything else?"
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$ her_outfit_pizza.group[2].set_color([[180, 50, 10, 255]])
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$ her_outfit_pizza.group[3].set_color([[180, 50, 10, 255]])
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"-Vegan Delight-":
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$ flag = 1
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gen "{size=+16}I'll have the vegetariana!{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") with vpunch
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"*Sigh* One vegetariana... anything else?"
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$ her_outfit_pizza.group[2].set_color([[73, 226, 53, 255]])
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$ her_outfit_pizza.group[3].set_color([[73, 226, 53, 255]])
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$ hermione.equip(her_outfit_pizza)
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gen "{size=+8}Hold on...{/size}" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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call gen_chibi("stand", flip=False)
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with d3
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gen "Did you want anything?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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hat "...{w=0.4}I'm a hat."
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gen "Oh... right." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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call gen_chibi("stand_alt", flip=True)
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with d3
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gen "{size=+16}That's all, thanks!{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") with hpunch
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"And your address?"
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gen "{size=+8}Headmaster's office, Hogwash!{/size}" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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"Hogwarts sir?"
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if flag == 0:
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gen "{size=+8}No, just pepperoni thanks!{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") with vpunch
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else:
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gen "{size=+8}No meat please, just olives!{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") with vpunch
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"..."
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"Okay then..."
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gen "{size=+8}Ten minutes or pizza's free?{/size}" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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"Of course, sir... we've never been late using the floo..."
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"hold on a second..."
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"It seems like your floo-network fireplace has blocked incoming travel."
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gen "{size=+8}What a shame... I guess you'll have to make your way here the old fashioned way.{/size}" ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "{size=+8}Headmaster's office is on the seventh floor, enjoy the moving staircases!{/size}" ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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"But sir..."
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$ renpy.sound.play("sounds/microphone_feedback.ogg")
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gen "{size=+16}Clock's ticking...{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head") with hpunch
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"Okay then, your delivery will be as soon as... humanly possible..."
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pause 1.0
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call gen_chibi("stand", flip=False)
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with d3
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pause 0.5
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gen "Hat, how do I hang up?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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hat "Just extinguish the fire."
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call gen_chibi("stand", flip=True)
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with d3
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gen "(A phone would have been so much easier...)" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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$ renpy.sound.play("sounds/spit.ogg")
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gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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hat "No just use the..."
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gen "Don't worry, I got this..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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call gen_chibi("stand_alt")
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with d3
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pause 0.3
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show screen blkfade
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with d5
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gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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$ renpy.sound.play("sounds/zipper.ogg")
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hat "Wait... what are you..."
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$ renpy.sound.play("sounds/fuse.ogg")
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gen "Ah...{w=0.4} Must've been at least a hundred years..." ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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pause 1.0
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hide screen blkfade
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pause 1.0
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$ renpy.sound.play("sounds/fire_woosh.ogg")
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$ fireplace_OBJ.foreground = None
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with d5
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$ fire_in_fireplace = False
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pause 1.0
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show screen blkfade
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with d5
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centered "{size=+7}{color=#cbcbcb}Some time later...{/color}{/size}"
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call gen_chibi("sit_behind_desk")
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hide screen blkfade
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with d5
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gen "They sure are taking their goddamn time!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Maybe I could jerk off a little..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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call gen_chibi("jerk_off_behind_desk")
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with d5
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pause 1.2
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hat "Eww!"
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call gen_chibi("sit_behind_desk")
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with d5
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$ renpy.play('sounds/MaleGasp.ogg')
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gen "Ah fuck!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "You're still here..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "How am I supposed to jerk off in peace... It will never be the same with a pervert hat ogling me!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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hat "{size=-4}..... It never seemed to bother you before......{/size}"
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gen "Because I wasn't aware of your existence!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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pause 1.0
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call play_sound("knocking")
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"*Knock-knock-knock*"
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pause 1.0
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gen "{size=+4}Who's there?{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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"{size=+5}Pizza!{/size}"
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gen "{size=+4}Pizza who?{/size}" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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"{cps=8}..........{/cps}"
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"{size=+5}Pizza slut,{w=0.5} sir........{/size}"
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gen "*he-he-heh*" ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Finally..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "{size=+4}Come in!{/size}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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pause 0.5
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call her_walk(action="enter", xpos="desk", ypos="base")
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her "Your order, sir!" ("smile", "happyCl", "base", "mid", xpos="right", ypos="base", trans=d3)
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gen "What...{w=0.3} the hell...{w=0.3} is this!" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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her "What do you mean... Did we get the wrong toppings?" ("annoyed", "base", "worried", "mid")
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gen "Toppings?!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "There's only two slices! And they're on your body!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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her "A-Actually,{w=0.5} sir,{w=0.5} there are three slices..." ("open", "base", "base", "R", cheeks="blush")
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gen "Don't lie to me, I can clearly see just tw--" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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pause 0.5
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$ hermione.strip("bottom")
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$ renpy.sound.play("sounds/cloth_sound3.ogg")
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her "" ("grin", "base", "base", "mid", cheeks="blush")
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pause 1.0
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gen "{cps=3}..............{/cps}" ("open", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "You expect me to eat this?" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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her "Sir, you ordered from pizza slut. A slut and a pizza!" ("annoyed", "base", "worried", "mid")
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her "Our slogan is \"Enjoy a nice pizza ass with every slice\"!" ("open", "closed", "base", "mid")
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her "" ("base", "wink", "base", "mid")
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gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "But there's only three..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen ".........." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Give me the pizza..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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her "Of course!"
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$ hermione.strip("all")
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pause 1.0
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her "Now, what else would you like to--" ("smile", "wink", "base", "mid")
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gen "Get out..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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her "Sir, the payme--" ("open", "base", "worried", "mid")
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gen "I said, get out!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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her "Okay..." ("disgust", "base", "worried", "down")
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call her_walk(action="leave")
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gen "..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "These wizard customs... ruining something as holy as pizza..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Mmm... Come to genie you beautiful temptress..." ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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show screen blkfade
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with d5
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"{cps=5}.........{/cps}{nw}"
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pause 1.0
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$ renpy.play('sounds/gltch.ogg')
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"Genie" "Yes.... *Mhmmmmmmm*... Just like that."
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hat "By Merlins beard, that's disgusting!"
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"Genie" "Shut up hat! Don't judge me!"
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centered "{size=+7}{color=#cbcbcb}{cps=1}...{/cps}End?{/color}{/size}"
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$ renpy.end_replay()
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### Fireplace ###
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image fireplace_greenfire: #Fireplace fire.
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matrixcolor HueMatrix(100)
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"fireplace_fire"
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