129 lines
7.8 KiB
Plaintext
129 lines
7.8 KiB
Plaintext
label examine_phoenix:
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if not states.gen.ev.intro.bird_examined:
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$ states.gen.ev.intro.bird_examined = True
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$ phoenix_OBJ.idle = "phoenix_idle"
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$ phoenix_OBJ.action = Jump("examine_phoenix")
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call gen_chibi("stand","mid","base",flip=False)
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with d5
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gen "*Hmm*..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Even this weird-looking bird radiates magic..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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call gen_chibi("sit_behind_desk")
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with d5
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else:
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gen "It's just a bird. Nothing more to say." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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jump main_room_menu
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label phoenix_feed:
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if not states.bird_fed:
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$ states.bird_fed = True
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$ states.bird_fed_times += 1
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call gen_chibi("grab_high", phoenix_OBJ.xpos, phoenix_OBJ.ypos+365, flip=False) # Note: Flip is inconsistent
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with d3
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pause .5
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$ phoenix_OBJ.foreground = "phoenix_food"
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with d3
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random:
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gen "There you go..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Eat up, buddy." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Savour every bite, bird." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Don't be shy—dig in, it's not like this stuff grows on trees." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Eat up! You're the star ingredient in an upcoming hearty phoenix soup." ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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pause .8
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call gen_chibi("sit_behind_desk")
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else:
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random:
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gen "I already fed it today." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "The poor thing doesn't even need more food today, it's all set." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Let's leave the Phoenix to its nap. It had enough for the day." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "This phoenix prefers to take things slow and steady." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "It's full up and won't need to eat till tomorrow." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "I wonder if I pet you enough, would you magically transform into a sexy woman?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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pause .8
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jump main_room_menu
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label phoenix_pet:
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if not states.bird_petted:
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$ states.bird_petted = True
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$ states.bird_petted_times += 1
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call gen_chibi("petting", phoenix_OBJ.xpos, phoenix_OBJ.ypos+270, flip=False) # Note: Flip is inconsistent
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with d3
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pause .5
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random:
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gen "Who's a good bird?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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"*Pat* *Pat* *Pat*..."
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gen "Glad you aren't as noisy as Iago..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Can't resist a little head scratch, eh?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Nice feathers, wouldn't want to pluck those out..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "See? I scratch your back, you scratch mine." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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block if 20 > states.bird_petted_times > 10:
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gen "I've petted you {number=states.bird_petted_times} times. Just a couple more, and I'm sure something will happen... Right?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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block if 30 > states.bird_petted_times > 20:
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gen "How many more times do I have to pet you for you to do something? It's been {number=states.bird_petted_times} already!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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block if 40 > states.bird_petted_times > 30:
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gen "Dear diary, it's been {number=states.bird_petted_times} pets since I landed here, yet that stubborn bird still refuses to talk to me." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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block if 50 > states.bird_petted_times > 40:
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gen "I pet you patiently, but all I get is silence. Wait, how many times was it again? {number=states.bird_petted_times}?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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block if 60 > states.bird_petted_times > 50:
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gen "I've read about talking birds, but you must have missed that chapter." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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block if 70 > states.bird_petted_times > 60:
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gen "Why won't you even acknowledge my presence, bird?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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block if 80 > states.bird_petted_times > 70:
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gen "Another day, another attempt to coax some words out of you." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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block if 90 > states.bird_petted_times > 80:
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gen "Do you understand how hard it is to communicate with a bird that won't talk back?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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block if 100 > states.bird_petted_times > 90:
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gen "I'm starting to wonder if you're just ignoring me on purpose." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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block if 110 > states.bird_petted_times > 100:
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gen "This is getting old. Can't you just say something already?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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block if 120 > states.bird_petted_times > 110:
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gen "I've tried everything. What's it going to take to get through to you?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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block if 130 > states.bird_petted_times > 120:
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gen "You're testing my patience, feathered friend." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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block if 140 > states.bird_petted_times > 130:
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gen "It's like talking to a brick wall, but at least a brick wall doesn't pretend to understand." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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block if 150 > states.bird_petted_times > 140:
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gen "Congratulations, you've mastered the art of infuriating silence." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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faw "..."
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block if 300 > states.bird_petted_times > 200:
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gen "Hello darkness my old friend..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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faw "*cawk*"
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gen "There's no way that fucking worked!" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Seriously, though, can you talk now?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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faw "..."
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gen "... Just great." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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block if states.bird_petted_times > 300:
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gen "I can't believe I'm still doing this." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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faw "AHHHH AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE!"
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gen "BY THE GREAT DESERT SANDS, IT FINALLY WORKED!" ("grin", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "But wait, I've only been doing this for {number=game.day}..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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faw "Oh, really? Well, I still have time for a nap then."
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gen "WAIT A FUCKING—" ("angry", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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call gen_chibi("sit_behind_desk")
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with blackfade
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gen "Ugh... I guess I must have fell asleep at some point..." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Was it all but a dream?" ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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jump main_room_menu
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pause .8
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call gen_chibi("sit_behind_desk")
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else:
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random:
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gen "This phoenix has reached its daily petting limit, sadly, I'm afraid." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "I have already petted it today." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "It's in a post-pet state, I should leave it alone." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "I don't want to cause carpel-talon tunnel." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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gen "Gave that bird a good ruffling, now off to groom a griffin." ("base", xpos="far_left", ypos="head")
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jump main_room_menu
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